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What? It was Red Nose day today? Good job I put my wig on then. Otherwise, I’d have just looked silly.

What? It was Red Nose day today? Good job I put my wig on then. Otherwise, I’d have just looked silly.

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This was a triumph!  Delicious and moist cake has been eaten.

This was a triumph! Delicious and moist cake has been eaten.

Roll 4dF for temperature: -4. Yay?

WorldWideWeb: Proposal for a HyperText Project: http://bit.ly/8ZgT3F

Just been in an MRI scanner and was thinking: when the alien invasion comes, how long would it take to convert all of the MRI scanners into railguns?